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Showing posts with label cool humor. Show all posts

4/5/12

hot-SEBAB_SEBAB KENAPA PENJARA PUDU DITUTUP.!


Berlaku di Penjara Pudu Kuala Lumpur
... di suatu ketika dulu. Hanya
boleh disebarkan pada orang2
tertentu sahaja...

Sebelum Penjara Pudu ditutup dulu
pernah diceritakan bahawa terdapat
satu bilik dipanggil "Bilik
Terakhir". Dibilik inilah seringnya
berlaku kejadian pelik sejak Penjara
Pudu
ditutup.

Dinamakan "BILIK
TERAKHIR " adalah kerana dulu ia
merupakan bilik kediaman terkahir
bagi si pesalah jenayah berat
sebelum menjalani hukuman gantung
sampai
mati pada keesokan harinya dibilik
gantung..

Di BILIK TERAKHIR inilah pesalah
dikatakan akan meratap,menangis,
menjerit, bercakap seorang diri dan
berbagai lagi perlakuan kerana
menyesali kesalahan mereka yang
lalu. Mereka menjadi begitu kerana
dikatakan tidak kuat semangat
menghadapi maut keesokan harinya yang
telah diketahui mereka.

Menurut kata
warden-warden yang masih ada di
Penjara Pudu sewaktu proses
pengosongan Penjara Pudu dijalankan,
mereka sering terdengar suar a-suara
sayu meminta tolong, suara orang
menangis dan bermacam-macam lagi
dari Bilik Terakhir tesebut.

Tak kurang juga ada diantara warden yang
terlihat seekor kambing hitam
sering masuk menembusi pintu bilik
itu tanpa dibuka dan kemudian tidak
pula kelihatan kambing keluar semula.

Ramai bomoh dan pawang yang
dipanggil bagi memulihkan bilik
tersebut
mengatakan bahawa suara-suara yang
sering kedengaran diwaktu malam
dari Bilik Terakhir itu adalah
akibat roh-roh pesalah yang mati ditali
gantung tersebut tidak tenteram
kerana mati mereka ditali gantung.

Nak dijadikan cerita pada suatu
malam Jumaat ketika hujan
renyai-renyai seorang warden telah
ditugaskan mengawal kawasan yang
berhampiran dengan "Bilik Terakhir"
itu. Ketika sedang berkawal
kira-kira lebih kurang pukul 01:00
pagi beliau terdengar seperti tapak
kaki sedang berlari-lari berhampiran
bilik tersebut.

Ia cuba beranikan diri untuk untuk
melihat apakah bendanya itu.Sedang
ia mengamat-amati maka terlihatlah
dalam kesamaran seekor kambing
hitam sedang menuju kearah Bilik
Terakhir itu lalu lesap begitu saja.
Ia berasa harian bagaimana seekor
kambing boleh ada dikawasan itu?
Oleh kerana ingin tahu ia beranikan
juga diri menghampiri Bilik
Terakhir itu.

Alangkah terperanjatnya mendapati
pintu bilik itu telah bertukar
menjadi pintu gua. Mulalah ia berasa
gementar, seram serta menggigil
ketakutan namun diberanikan juga
diri memasuki pintu gua yang
samar-samar itu sambil meninjau-
ninjau didalamnya jika terlihat akan
kambing tadi. Apabila sampai
je kedalam gua tersebut alangkah
terperanjatnya ia bila didapati
banyak harta karun dalamnya. Ia cuba
mengambil harta itu tetapi tiba-tiba
hilang dari pandangan lalu
menjelmalah satu lembaga yang
mengerikan seraya berkata,

"Heyyyyyy manusiaaa. Jangan kau
sentuh harta itu. Hartaaaa itu bukan
kauuu yang punyaaaa " " ahmad albab yang punyaaaaaa " Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha " Yaaaaaaa, ahmad albab yang
punyaaaaaa ... "

Tahniah kerana minat membaca.

p/s:-aku pun terkena juga dulu...
kini giliran anda..."jangan marah"

4/3/12

cool-teka teki

dua teka teki

1. Dalam byk byk MI!..
    MI apa yang dalam TIN?

2. dalam banyak-banyak binatang..
    Binatang ape yg paling kurang ajar?













jawapan..
1millo
2.kutu sebab suka-suka je pijak kepala orang

11/5/11

COOL-Angry Birds Costumes


Halloween is coming up soon, and if you want to dress up like an Angry Bird, you’re running out of time. It’s too late to buy a costume online (and many of the best Angry Birds costumes are sold out anyway), so you might have to resort to making one yourself. Here are some ideas to get you started.

We found some of the best examples of Angry Birds costumes — many of them graced numerous Halloween parties last year, and then we added at the end of this gallery a quick peek at the commercial versions of Angry Birds costumes you might be able to find in local stores or use as a starting-off point for your own ideas.

So take a look, get out those arts and crafts tools and sewing machines (or see if you can find somebody who’s good at that sort of thing). Good luck, and stay angry (but with a smile on your face)!

source mashable

10/5/11

cool-big mouth-mulut tempayang

agak-agaknya inilah yang disitilahkan mulut macam tempayang (mulut tempayang bermaksud orang yang tidak boleh menyimpan rahsia)





9/26/11

cool Elmo and Harry Potter among top 20 holiday toys

NEW YORK (Reuters) - A dancing and singing Sesame Street character and a Harry Potter-based DVD game could be the top toys during the 2011 holiday season, according to an industry guide released on Monday.

Let's Rock Elmo and Scene it? Harry Potter: The Complete Cinematic Journey are two of the favorites that have made the list of the 20 hottest toys compiled by the Toy Insider to help shoppers find the perfect present for children.

"The list tries to take some of the stress out of shopping," said Laurie Schacht, co-publisher of the Toy Insider. "We don't want the toys to end up at the bottom of the closet. We look for toys that engage the children fully."

Industry insiders and experts spent almost a year sorting through the thousands of choices to compile the list. All 20 toys were released within the last year.

Schacht said the biggest toy trend this year is social games that promote face-to-face interaction between children and their parents such as the Redakai Championship Tin, which is recommended for six to eight-year-old children and uses trading cards with 3-D and animation features.

"It's about getting people together," Schacht said. "We are also looking at social networks, apps and video games."

Angry Birds Plush toys, which are expected to be a hit for children six to eight years old, are based on the popular cell phone app Angry Birds.

Educational learning is another big trend with Leapfrog's Leappad, a learning tablet designed specifically for children aged three to five, among the favorite toys for that age group. olds. It includes a built-in camera and video recorder.

"This is learning where they have so much fun, they don't even notice it," Schacht explained.

Pop culture references also found their way onto the list with a toy called Justin Bieber Rockin' Tour Bus and Concert Stage, which enables young girls, aged six to eight, to pretend they are on tour with the popular teen idol.

Scene it? Harry Potter: The Complete Cinematic Journey, which is suggested for children nine years and older allows fans of the J.K. Rowling series to test their knowledge of the eight movies.

Another favorite for that age group is uDraw Game Tablet that lets users paint, draw and color and comes with an art-based video game.

For younger children Pocoyo Swiggletracks, which enables toddlers to create their own car tracks, is another predicted favorite.

Plasmabike, which does not need training wheels, and Chuggington Interactive Railways are predicted hits for the three to five year olds.

The full edition of the guide includes 110 toys recommendations from 80 different manufacturers.

"Money is hard for everyone these days and for whatever parents are willing to spend, we want to give them options."

(Editing by Patricia Reaney)

hot and cool-humor-[18SX] 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin


A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband#2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it wassupposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband#5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted threeyears to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

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